MAX - PAGE 1

NOW PLAYING: MAX THE KNIFE
(INSTRUMENTAL VERSION)
Oh the dog has
crooked teeth, dear
And he shows them
pearly white
Just an underbite
has MaxI, dear
And he keeps it
out of sight.

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MAX
JANUARY 2006

Tag, found as a stray . . . flea-bitten to the point of having skin infections.

He was shaved, medicated, neutered;
his name was changed to Max . . .

. . . and after a short stay with Liana and with Toni,
he came to stay with us on 15 February 2006.
The poor little waif had dandruff and diarrhea,
and his skin had a distinct . . . shall we say . . . odor.
He also had a wonderful attitude,
bestowing kisses on everyone.

The first toy he grabbed was a booda . . .
he carried it around with him like a long-lost friend.

Max, Rico, & Cari

TOYS!!

The poster behind the toybox states:
Every dog lover should . . .
know his dog's birthsign;
leave messages for the dog;
get birthday gifts from the dog;
consider getting a cat for the dog;
see babies and think of puppies;
have a near-miss in traffic because a dog was walking by;
have stepped in some;
barefoot; in the dark;
know better than to leave a closet open;
know all dogs by name, if not all owners;
be pleased to learn that 63% of you sleep with them;
buy anything a dog is selling;
be counted on to ask, no matter what other awful things are reported, was the dog ok;
understand they are never replaced;
AND you will fall in love again . . .

Getting all the way IN the toy box
(pictures are blurry because he keeps moving
    . . . and moving
            . . . and moving
      . . . and moving . . .)

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MAX JANUARY 2006
Tag, found as a stray . . . flea-bitten to the point of having skin infections.

He was shaved, medicated, neutered; his name was changed to Max . . .
. . . and after a short stay with Liana and with Toni, he came to stay with us on 15 February 2006. The poor little waif had dandruff and diarrhea, and his skin had a distinct . . . shall we say . . . odor. He also had a wonderful attitude, bestowing kisses on everyone. The first toy he grabbed was a booda . . . he carried it around with him like a long-lost friend. Max, Rico, & Cari TOYS!! The poster behind the toybox states: Every dog lover should . . . know his dog's birthsign; leave messages for the dog; get birthday gifts from the dog; consider getting a cat for the dog; see babies and think of puppies; have a near-miss in traffic because a dog was walking by; have stepped in some; barefoot; in the dark; know better than to leave a closet open; know all dogs by name, if not all owners; be pleased to learn that 63% of you sleep with them; buy anything a dog is selling; be counted on to ask, no matter what other awful things are reported, was the dog ok; understand they are never replaced; AND you will fall in love again . . . Getting all the way IN the toy box (pictures are blurry because he keeps moving . . . and moving . . . and moving . . . and moving . . .)

MAX JANUARY 2006

MAX
JANUARY 2006